Humor

Beware Hostas with Guns

I was telling my sweetie about a project to have plants notify their tenders when they need water via Twitter. Hat tip to SlashDot.

After telling my sweetie what the project does, she reacted with: "That's creepy!". I asked her why wedding technology to biology would make her express such horror, to which she responded with: "It's one step away from Hostas taking over the world!"

I am a big Nerd

As if the world didn't know already I had to out and prove what a nerd I am:


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Tinna is an Idiot

I noticed a lot of traffic being directed my way via irc-galleria.com. This was interesting to me until I realized that it was some jackass abusing my bandwidth through hotlinking. At first I blocked referrals from irc-galleria.com but then I decided to have some fun.

I realized that the hotlinker wasn't smart enough to check if the image actually exists on my server. I guess he must have found a cached image on Google Images and used a stale link. This lead to me getting flooded with File Not Found notices. So I created an image with that old filename so that it would get displayed on the hotlinkers' site. The image that I created has a simple message: "I am an idiot"

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I checked the results on the hotlinkers site: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=tinna. If for some reason he figures out what his problem is I have my prank archived:

My Girlfriend's Shaved Pussy

I came home from moving my brother on Wednesday and my girlfriend and I decided to shave her pussy. I think I like the result. She's a lot more friendly now and likes to rub up against me a lot more. The soft feel of her short hairs is velvety giving her a very sexy feel.

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Let me know what you think of the result.

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