Education

Semester End, Fall 2007

I just finished my last test for the Fall semester. It feels good to finally be done with this particular semester. I took on 21 credits. Of those credits five credits were classes I tested out of and three credits were classes that ended early.

One of my classes was a C++ class that focused on problem solving. I thought I'd share my output so that people can point and laugh at me down the road. Hell, one day I will point and laugh at myself too.

The files cover procedural programming basics. From loops through arrays to functions and structs.

The Ghost of Macintosh Prices Past

My girlfriend is the most archived person I know. She has tons of space devoted to her life. Fortunately I worship her like the goddess she is so I don't mind. Really though, sometimes I think she goes a bit too far in what she keeps. On the other hand, she knows where these items came from and most likely she can tell you who she was talking to and what she ate that day. I don't have a quarter of the stuff she has but if it is older than three days old I don't know where it comes from. Fortunately for me, my girlfriend does.

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All joking aside, she has a phenomenal memory and her level of recall of what happens around her is incredible. She is a multi-sensory information vacuum, with built-in indexing and categorization. Like a vacuum-cleaner she also catches junk that carries a big "Huh" factor. In this case it is three pages of Apple Equipment prices. It is a good price list. Monitors, laptops, desktops, and hardware to go with it. Right now, I am eyeing a sweet "Power Book 500 Series". I think the 540C model with the 12MB of RAM and 320MB of hard-drive sounds about right. Add on the "active matrix color LCD" and it is only 4691.52 USD. What a steal!

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It is pretty cool to see this reminder of computer prices of the past. Our family got our first computer in 1988. It was a 4.77 MHz IBM XT knockoff. We had a "four" color screen, no hard drive, and DOS 3. It was great. Sometime in 1993 or 1994 we upgraded to a computer that had a VGA monitor, a 486 DX2 processor, and a Tseng graphics card with 1MB of VRAM if I remember correctly. I am pretty sure our computers were some sort of East Asian knock-off. These weren't high-quality machines but my parents got us these computers as investments.

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I think my parents knew that the future was going to make use of computers. I won't pretend that they knew what was coming but they knew enough to give their children the tools to get a handle on the future. They made sure we'd have the tools to be literate so that we wouldn't be held back. When I see people my age in the USA who can't interact with a computer, I thank my parents.

My parents had just moved to Palestine with us in tow, they were up to their eyeballs in debt, and the economy was tanking. Even so they took on the financial burden and bought this equipment which could easily be described as a frivolous luxury. A luxury we didn't even use to the best of our abilities. Looking at these price sheets from 1995 reminds me of the financial sacrifice my parents took and I am thankful to them for giving me the tools to make me literate in a computer-centric work.

Dangerous People

So some right-wing rag comes up with an article called "Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries". Sounds scary eh? Let's take a closer at their picks:

Equalizing the distribution of wealth is more dangerous than exterminating millions of people.

Let's start with 'The most dangerous' book: "The Communist Manifesto". This isn't as important on its own as it is as a comparison with others, like the second most dangerous book. Look closely my friends, book number 2 falls over thirty below number 1. What is this number two? "Mein Kampf" by the one and only Adolf Hitler. So what message are we supposed to take away from this?

Advocating for a system that more fairly distributes wealth and seeks to alleviate the inequalities of the world is much more dangerous than the blueprint for exterminating people based on genetic predisposition.

Are the judges of the 'competition', and I use the word very lightly, advocating genocide and extermination by omission? You judge for yourself.

Sex is bad

Yes, apparently these idiots still drag old musty concepts like that to daylight instead of letting them rot in some musty crypt like the rest of their braincells. They say "The Kinsey Report" [was]

designed to give a scientific gloss to the normalization of promiscuity and deviancy". Ahem. In their own words they add: "Kinsey's initial report, released in 1948 . . . stunned the nation by saying that American men were so sexually wild that 95% of them could be accused of some kind of sexual offense under 1940s laws

Mind you even if that characterization were true these people aren't decrying the banality of 1940's sexual laws they are decrying the report for elucidating common sexual practices. Never once do they say these reports are false, just that they dabble in immorality.

The bottom line is that these assholes spend even a paragraph on demonizing... OK, I have to stop myself, they attempt to demonize the Kinsey Report, but their methods are so ham-handed and idiotic, their argumentation so poor, and their logic so weak so as to only highlight what a yellow rag this magazine is. I suspect that the only reason this magazine is able to publish since 1944 is the continued influx of money from ideologically motivated assholes and not actual news makers.

Thinking is bad

OK, the right wing isn't exactly the moral outlook of the thinking human being. Nowhere have idiocy, myopia, xenophobia, misogynism, homophobia and plain rudeness combined as in the right wing. These people would stick a rusty spoon in the left eye if they could get away with it, not because the eye harmed them, but because they are so indoctrinated and politically asinine that they can't distinguish 'left' the direction from 'left' as a political outlook, and try to stab their eye out for being a 'leftist'. Human Events seems to take this to an extreme.

They criticize John Dewey:

...he disparaged schooling that focused on traditional character development and endowing children with hard knowledge, and encouraged the teaching of thinking "skills" instead

I don't even have to try here. This is too fucking easy. In the right wing world schools are for teaching "knowledge" i.e. what your elders tell you is right, and build 'character' i.e. what your elders tell you to do. Thinking about these deeper concepts is really not encouraged. So when some liberal pointy-head, I really doubt Dewey is much of a leftist, comes to teach our younger generations "thinking skills" apparently he is too much of a threat.

This is the 'take home' lesson: the right wing only sees education as a means to achieve an end, which is to make people useful enough to be slaves in a more technical world instead of seeing as education as being an end in itself that we should pursue and encourage.

Making money: good! Making sure that society is healthy: bad.

John Maynard Keynes' "General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money" is the last book on the top ten list. Why? it is one point higher than the first 'honorable mention'. Something strikes me as inherently shitty about their selection criteria, but what do I know? I am just a socialist anarchist. I digress and all that, let's get back to the subject at hand. Their commentary is worth quoting extensively:

When the business cycle threatens a contraction of industry, and thus of jobs, [Keynes] argued, the government should run up deficits, borrowing and spending money to spur economic activity.

Immediately they attach the following to the end:

FDR adopted the idea as U.S. policy, and the U.S. government now has a $2.6-trillion annual budget and an $8-trillion dollar debt

Mind you, they aren't saying that FDR, hence democrats are the cause of the deficit, but to their audience and to many people reading that screed that is what it will read like. How, pray, does FDR have such an influence on the economy sixty years after his death? Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares? Apparently Human Events doesn't. Nevermind that the last two Republican Presidents of the USA have systematically ruined the federal budget, stripped services that already had money, increased spending on non-infrastructure building programs, and made the tax-burden on US citizens so disproportionate so as to punish the poor, the middle class and leave the richest and most padded go tax-free.

Tax the poor, whore it up with the rich. Let services wither on the vine and restructure government so that it only acts as a giant service provider to be accessed via fees. If you do not have the money then you do not need the fees and instead should make yourself a better economic drone to increase your wealth potential and be able to participate better in the government. What is next? In order to vote you need to pay USD 29.99?

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is what modern newspapers come up with. However, instead of letting these assholes get away with this shitsmearing of our consciousness let us pay them back.

Here are their names and where they can be reached. Ladies and gentlemen, I present:

Americas Fifteen Most Dangerous People

Arnold Beichman
Research Fellow
Hoover Institution
Prof. Brad Birzer
Hillsdale College
Harry Crocker
Vice President & Executive Editor
Regnery Publishing, Inc.
Prof. Marshall DeRosa
Florida Atlantic University
Dr. Don Devine
Second Vice Chairman
American Conservative Union
Prof. Robert George
Princeton University
Prof. Paul Gottfried
Elizabethtown College
Prof. William Anthony Hay
Mississippi State University
Herb London
President
Hudson Institute
Prof. Mark Malvasi
Randolph-Macon College
Douglas Minson
Associate Rector
The Witherspoon Fellowships
Prof. Mark Molesky
Seton Hall University
Prof. Stephen Presser
Northwestern University
Phyllis Schlafly
President
Eagle Forum
Fred Smith
President
Competitive Enterprise Institute

These people should be ashamed and you should be ashamed for allowing these assholes to get any sort of space to air their decrepit views. What the fuck educational institutions are doing allowing shitheads and mental deficients to educate future generations is beyond my understanding.

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